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pranksterkind[in this post, you are allowed to be amnesiac and John will just make sad/confused faces at you for a bit.]
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:08 am (UTC)It's me, John!
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:13 am (UTC)You're John.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:19 am (UTC)[doesn't seem all that disappointed though]
[just can't let you get an EGO about it GOD]
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:33 am (UTC)For one, I'd make you watch Ghost Buster's and Con Air.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:45 am (UTC)At least pick a halfway quality movie.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:50 am (UTC)And second, they're cinematically amazing. I don't know anyone that isn't moved when Nic Cage reunites with his wife and daughter at the end.
I know I cry every time!
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:54 am (UTC)Except we are sure as hell not watching that last one. Ever.
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Date: 2012-09-30 12:30 pm (UTC)They love each other, fucknuts. Their love is strong enough to overcome her amnesia. But I wouldn't expect you to understand or have even the tiniest modicum of taste.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-09-30 12:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-30 03:11 pm (UTC)Also, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:18 pm (UTC)Anyway, I see your Charlie's Angels and raise you The Wedding Singer. Even for a human film, you have to admit it's extremely great.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:29 pm (UTC)Also one not self-castration worthy movie does not excuse two Charlie's Angels movies, it's simple fucking math.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:43 pm (UTC)I wouldn't expect you to understand. Just because a movie doesn't have any Starkys or Hutches or awesome bros doing sweet half pipes back to the future or Tokyo drifting, and therefore your drooling sponge can't concentrate on it for longer than five seconds at a time, doesn't mean it doesn't have cinematic value.
Listen, asshole, if romantic comedies have similar plots it's only because they are examining the universality of longing for romantic fulfillment and the way destiny shapes the path of the lives of even the most ordinary (yet charming) protagonists. And I'm sorry the humor is too subtle for you since no one is getting kicked upside the bone bulge!
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Date: 2012-09-30 06:55 pm (UTC)Anyway, you're completely missing the point. The whole point was that as much as he wishes with his tiny little boy heart, John will never be the Adam Sandler to my hot, blonde, yet amnesiac ass.