test drive the john muse

[pranksterkind]

[in this post, you are allowed to be amnesiac and John will just make sad/confused faces at you for a bit.]

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You are seriously riding the crazy train to Loonyville right now if you're projecting that hard onto the Sarah Jessica Parkers and Jennifer Anistons of the multiverse. This is Houston to Vantas, no one in real life would find that quirky airquote charming end airquote shit adorable, you'd get your ass dumped for a sane, rational, totally undestined dude that doesn't put up with bullshit like that.

Anyway, you're completely missing the point. The whole point was that as much as he wishes with his tiny little boy heart, John will never be the Adam Sandler to my hot, blonde, yet amnesiac ass.