test drive the john muse

[pranksterkind]

[in this post, you are allowed to be amnesiac and John will just make sad/confused faces at you for a bit.]

Comments

[threadspinner]

[ wave...? the hoodie looks like the one she remembers on her own and also dave's but. who are you. ]

Greetings.

[scratched]

Hey, I think the dope-lookalike contest is the next stop over. You don't want to be late, dude, I think you've got a real shot at winning it this year.

[pranksterkind]

Nice threads, Rose! I see we finally match.

[pranksterkind]

I'm not a dope! I look really heroic and stuff. Way cooler than any old dope in this contest.

[scratched]

Sounds like you've got Mr. Congeniality down too, you've got the speech locked down. Seriously, you're going to be late, get a move on Dopey.

[pranksterkind]

Hahaha, I see. Is this some ironic prank of yours, Dave? It's pretty lame compared to your other stuff.

[threadspinner]

You know me?

[scratched]

Firstly, I don't do pranks, because I'm not a 8 year old with a learning disability and a clown fetish, and secondly, who the fuck are you?

[pranksterkind]

Of course I do! We've been friends for ages! Or at least several years now!

[pranksterkind]

Oh. Right, irony. I get it. Except I can never tell when you're being serious or not. Is this ironic amnesia? Because talk about lame.

[threadspinner]

Which one are you: green or blue?

[scratched]

Look dude, you obviously know me well enough that I gave you my real name instead of some hideous fake one, so you really think I would fake amnesia for a few shits and giggles?

[pranksterkind]

Green is Jade. And I'm John, not blue!

[pranksterkind]

... No. Oh god, I'd hate to think you took to acting out 50 First Dates for the hell of it.

It's me, John!

[threadspinner]

But you write in blue, correct?

[pranksterkind]

Yes! Blue is pretty much my color.

[threadspinner]

I know your name is John. You sent me knitting as a birthday present in December.

[scratched]

[HAD A COMMENT ABOUT 50 FIRST DATES BUT--]

You're John.

[pranksterkind]

That was a long time ago. And that's all you remember about me?

[pranksterkind]

Yep. That's me, John. We're pretty much the best of friends we can be. Does that jog your memory at all? Because otherwise I'm sure I can do things that are not nearly as desperate as Adam Sandler.

[pchaaair]

[... wave...?]

Uh. Hi?

[scratched]

Fuck you for just comparing me to Drew Barrymore first of all, and secondly, are you sure you're the John? Because, bro, I'm gonna be honest, you just seem a little below my standards. Like the letter maybe didn't scream class act, but really?

[doesn't seem all that disappointed though]

[just can't let you get an EGO about it GOD]

[pranksterkind]

Dave, have you been seeing other Johns? I'm not even sure how I'm supposed to take this. Of course I'm John! I'm just not sure what the John means. Unless you mean, like, the toilet. Then no, no way in hell.

[pranksterkind]

Oh! You are one of the trolls! Like Vriska and Karkat. Hi. Which one are you again?

[pchaaair]

I am Tavros, and, I am not actually sure who you are.