test drive the john muse

[pranksterkind]

[in this post, you are allowed to be amnesiac and John will just make sad/confused faces at you for a bit.]

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Which one are you: green or blue?

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Green is Jade. And I'm John, not blue!

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But you write in blue, correct?

[pranksterkind]

Yes! Blue is pretty much my color.

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I know your name is John. You sent me knitting as a birthday present in December.

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That was a long time ago. And that's all you remember about me?

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Yes.

[ not really as friendly as she has been in the past weeps ]

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Well, I can fill in the other parts! As long as you're not Matt Damon or Drew Barrymore about it.

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. . . Sure.

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Well, we've been separated for two years now. I'm with Jade and Davesprite, and you and Dave are with the trolls.

And the middle's kind of complicated.

So's the beginning.

But there's an evil dog monster named Jack with omnipotent powers trying to kill us all.

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I remember being with the trolls and Dave, as well. Unfortunately my memories of people who aren't Kanaya and Dave are quite vague. And then of course, I have my own personal extrapolative memories to contend with.

I did know that part, thank you.

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Hmm... So you only have holes in your memory?

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Fewer holes than Dave, at least. I'm currently winning the memory contest.