test drive the john muse

[pranksterkind]

[in this post, you are allowed to be amnesiac and John will just make sad/confused faces at you for a bit.]

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[pranksterkind]

Oh! You are one of the trolls! Like Vriska and Karkat. Hi. Which one are you again?

[pchaaair]

I am Tavros, and, I am not actually sure who you are.

[pranksterkind]

Oh. It's like an amnesia sickness or something...

[pchaaair]

I... guess so, yeah, it is. It kind of happens a lot.

[pranksterkind]

Well, I don't think we know each other very well. There are a lot of you... I'm John!

[pchaaair]

Well-- hi then, John. It's... er. Nice to meet you?

[pranksterkind]

Nice to meet you. So, why do you have amnesia anyway? I forgot to ask Rose and Dave... but it's really fucking shocking when your best friends don't remember you!

[pchaaair]

Well, there is this place called Aather, and, when you get there, you lose all of your memories.

[pranksterkind]

Oh no!

But this isn't Aather. So you get them back, right?

[pchaaair]

We had to play games... in Aather. But yeah, we do get them back.

[pranksterkind]

Games... like sburb?

[pchaaair]

Yeah. Except, also not really.

[pranksterkind]

Games like... Colosseum matches to the death?!

[pchaaair]

Not really that, exactly, so, you don't have to worry about that.

[pranksterkind]

Oh. Are they on a spectrum, from sburb to Coloseum?

[pchaaair]

Kind... of? Except there is less universe destroying and fighting. Sometimes we play apples to apples, or ... well, uh, stuff like that.

[pranksterkind]

Apples to apples... That sounds like fun! If a little more mundane than I was imagining, since this Aather place is a memory-sucking place.

I was expecting evil robots or government conspiracies.

[pchaaair]

There are some robots, but, I am pretty sure that they aren't evil.

[pranksterkind]

Not every robot is evil! Just a lot of them. As long as they aren't in a movie with Will Smith, they should be okay.

[pchaaair]

I am pretty sure that none of these robots were in a movie with Will Smith, so, it should be fine.

[pranksterkind]

Sounds like you lucked out then!

[pchaaair]

Sure. You could say that I did, if that is what you wanted to do. Since, I guess in a way, I did.

[pranksterkind]

What other things are there? Are there monsters to be slain everywhere?

[pchaaair]

During different times of day, yeah.

One of them can make pudding, once you cook them.

[pranksterkind]

I'm not sure I would trust that pudding.