test drive the john muse

[pranksterkind]

[in this post, you are allowed to be amnesiac and John will just make sad/confused faces at you for a bit.]

Comments

[crusthatecean]

That's true, but I somehow doubt you and I are actually friends. It's an obvious hoax meant to demean me.

[pranksterkind]

Hahaha, oh, do you remember your first time trying to troll me? That was so great! I was so excited when it finally happened!!

[crusthatecean]

[BLUSHING]

I don't know what you're talking about! The memories I have of you are all way farther down the line, where you look incredibly stupid and I devastate you and don't humiliate myself at all.

[pranksterkind]

Really? When did those happen? Because that's kind of vague and I don't really remember ever being devastated by you.

[crusthatecean]

It must be past your point on the timeline.

[pranksterkind]

That would be extremely surprising since we're going to meet you and Dave and Rose in... another year I think!