Memory 11

♫ "INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN." ([1] until [2])

Form:
memories come in the form of condiment packets; each labeled and with a little dotted curve on the corner that says ‘TEAR ME.’ one is KETCHUP, one is MUSTARD, and one is RELISH! you have to eat the entire packet to get the memory. three uses; we don’t recommend cooking with them.

What John learns:
- All the sburb infodumping.
- Oh, the Earth is destroyed. Well, that's kind of sad.
- I made a nanna sprite? Well, I guess my nanna's kind of cool.
- She likes pranks too!
- ... COOKIES DX????

Skill 1

you have a fondness of really shitty movies

Form:
Skills come in the form of a bay leaf. Eat the whole thing to obtain your skill.

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO COOK WITH IT you're getting some mild hallucinations (1-2 hours) along with your skill when you consume whatever it is you cooked the bay leaf with.

What this skill does:

John's shitty movies info-dump! He already quested for Con Air, but now he has the memory of seeing:

Armageddon
Ghost Dad
Ghostbusters II
Little Monsters
Failure to Launch
Deep Impact

And more. I'm including this to mean every Matthew McCaunaghey, Nick Cage, and Bruce Willis movie.

Plus Adam Sandler, because that humor seems like the exact type of thing John would dig.

His expertise is late 80s (Ferris Bueller's Day Out) to the late 90s (Con Air).

Kunzite should expect him to quest for so many movies once he takes this skill.

Memory 12

Nanna and the prankster's gambit. ([1] until [2])

Form:
Comes in the form of a small crystal. Breathe on it to receive the memory. You instinctively know to do that-- one use.

What John learns:
- ECTOBIOLOGY IMPLIED FUCKERY?
- My dad is not my dad, and Nanna is like my mom?
- I'M LIKE HER DAD 'CAUSE I PUSHED SOME BUTTONS???
- Jade's my paradox sister?
- AAAAAUUUUUGH NANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Seriously though! I was doing hard work on my computer!!!
- I'M GOING TO GET YOU BACK, NANNA.
- Pranks are so much fun though....
- I had a necklace to summon her any time. I wonder if I can quest for that here? Hmm.