"btw you will marry dave" ([1] until [2])
Form:
What John learns:
- Exposition!
- All Beta kid names!
- TROLLS, especially Vriska and Karkat!
- I died... because Vriska tricked me, but I'm not actually mad.
- Vriska is kind of crazy though.
- The clouds on Skaia have lots of things in them?
- Karkat's shipping chart!
- I want a Dave-butler...
- I will marry Rose, but I don't know if I love her?
- I can make things fly!
- There are people worshiping my bedsheets... well, okay!
- Dammit, Rose, why are you a master of creepy magics. I wanted to surprise Jade.
- Rose's mom and my dad getting married? HRM.
- But no seriously, I wanted to know where my dad was!
Form:
bag of six team colored candies, tied with a bright ribbon
What John learns:
- Exposition!
- All Beta kid names!
- TROLLS, especially Vriska and Karkat!
- I died... because Vriska tricked me, but I'm not actually mad.
- Vriska is kind of crazy though.
- The clouds on Skaia have lots of things in them?
- Karkat's shipping chart!
- I want a Dave-butler...
- I will marry Rose, but I don't know if I love her?
- I can make things fly!
- There are people worshiping my bedsheets... well, okay!
- Dammit, Rose, why are you a master of creepy magics. I wanted to surprise Jade.
- Rose's mom and my dad getting married? HRM.
- But no seriously, I wanted to know where my dad was!